I am Santa Lucius Malfoy. Let me introduce my candy cane. Everyone loves it when I shake my jingle bells. I'm incestuous, insatiable and irresistibly handsome. People think that I'm in love with myself but my heart belongs to my sexy, sarcastic and brave professor Snape.
♥ Snucius forever ♥
♥ Snucius forever ♥
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And i’m waiting to feel it again.
Oh, Mrs. Hudson…
This one’s even better than the first one
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Posted 1 year ago
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#LMAO
Posted 1 year ago
Via: operationbootypest
Source: fapitalism-deactivated20120910
Tagged as:
#LMAO
My mom is explaining what a boner is to my 11 year old sister
ADadwas asdar fdfsd
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
One of my grandkids just ate a bug. WTF LOL!!!
Watching reruns of Glee. Crying so hard my dentures fell out. *le sigh*
NO DEAN CANT YE SEE CAS LOVES Y-*life alert*
Oh look, Supernatural just announced season 63!!! WHY IS THE CAST STILL SO ATTRACTIVE
This modern Sherlock is nothing like the one with Benedict and Martin but at least Johnlock is finally canon: Kids, get me my insulin, fast!
